Psychologist from Britain Writes His Own David Bowie Song!

Psychologist from Britain Writes His Own David Bowie Song!

Once upon a time this psychologist from Britain, lets call him Dr. Nick Troop, loved David Bowie. He also made music himself and really wanted to be heard. So, logically, he carried out an entire textual analysis of the most "successful" Bowie songs, complete with psychological mumbo jumbo and a variety of exceptions in order to justify a youtube video of himself singing his heart out (because youtube videos need to be logically justified. duh). Apparently Herr Troop, studied the lyrics and and chart position of each of David Bowie's 26 albums, and from this analysis, made the "Ideal" David Bowie song. So here it goes. Presenting "Team, Meet Girls; Girls, Meet Team"

(...so I actually like this song...)